"Hang on guys, this is totally gonna work. I saw this once in Absalom!"

 So I saw a video on YouTube, as one does.  It was a clip from Game Changer, a show exclusive to Dropout TV, and one of the main reasons I'm subscribed to it.  Game Changer is a wildly original game show, and super entertaining.  The clip is here:

That clip made me write the following feat that I would 100% take on any Sorcerer I make from here until the end of time.

The giggling that escaped me while writing this means there is no need to play test it.  Just send this directly to Paizo for their next release.