"Hang on guys, this is totally gonna work. I saw this once in Absalom!"

 So I saw a video on YouTube, as one does.  It was a clip from Game Changer, a show exclusive to Dropout TV, and one of the main reasons I'm subscribed to it.  Game Changer is a wildly original game show, and super entertaining.  The clip is here:

That clip made me write the following feat that I would 100% take on any Sorcerer I make from here until the end of time.

The giggling that escaped me while writing this means there is no need to play test it.  Just send this directly to Paizo for their next release.

The dumb ideas are back Baybee!

 I've been trying (third time's the charm!) to fire up PF2 in-person play at my FLGS for about a month now.  The numbers are still small, but the stupid ideas are coming back strong!  After running an encounter with Bloodseekers and having to chase one down through a marketplace where it tried to drink a guard, the players came up with this idea.  I decided to run with it.